South Beach Max

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The Clone

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The story behind it

The most common question Max gets on Ocean Drive, after "can I pet him," is "is he a purebred?" He is not. He's a Jack Russell and Chihuahua mix, which means every puppy in his litter rolled different dice. One sibling gets the ears, another gets the brindle, and one gets everything at once and an ego to match. Max got everything at once.

That's the problem with a dog like this: you can't breed him again. The mix is a lottery, and Max is the jackpot ticket. So I started joking to people that the only way to get one is to clone him, and eventually the joke got out of hand and became a website. It's real, sort of: clonethemax.com. A hundred thousand dollars. Our genomics team puts the odds of nature repeating him at 1 in 4,217,833.

Nobody has actually ordered two. But if you want your own lottery ticket, the shelters are full of them. The lottery is the point.